Wednesday, 8 December 2010

No more for you, you've had enough!

I committed to a blog a day until the end of the year. I didn't account for work Christmas drinks scuppering my plans. But here I am, extraordinarily drunk, blogging on my iPhone.

This morning my wife and I went for the twenty week scan for our pregnancy: I am pleased to report that everything is just fine and that we are going to have a little girl. Wonderful news. The family is complete: we have one of each. As soon as our daughter is delivered I am off to get myself fixed. Thanks.

4 comments:

ph said...

Good to see you are sticking to your guns.
I was 'fixed' over a year ago but unfortunately I am still as fertile as a rabbit in Spring. That's the NHS for you!

Citizen Sane said...

Eh? How did you discover you are still fertile? Has there been another addition to the ph household?

ph said...

New addition - thankfully no, that may have lead to marital disharmony.
But for your information - the part of the process that I find the least pleasant is not the slicing and the slashing, nor having nads swollen up like tennis balls, but the trip down to the hospital with the 'sample'. They seem to have a special 'receiver of the sample' who is always
1.female
2.under 18
3.attractive
4.blushingly virginal
Who always has to eyeball your efforts before letting you leave.
Unfortunately I have now been delivering samples to these ladies for over a year, and apparently they still contain what they ought not to contain - be warned

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